I worked on my New Jersey accent all weekend
It was a lot of fucking fun
Smoked a bunch of weed with my uncle.
The one I like.
Yes Hannah, your father
I did actually enjoy myself Friday and Saturday nights
I bought a pack of uno cards that were used as a drinking game and taught my brother how to play waterfall. We had a silly game going that involved no swearing, no questions, T. Rex arms . High-fiving your partner, and yelling ” thanks mark! Hail satan” during each drink. Silly times.
"Yes, a lot of people eat cicadas! People add them to stews, chili or just fry them up with spices! People even add them sweets like cookies and ice cream! I like to call them “shrimp of the dirt”."
Just got home from up north family vaca
There were no casualties!
tbh if u can’t handle me at my worst you don’t deserve me at my other worst